What Does Your Servant Look Like?

I know parenting shouldn't include sarcasm but around here, too often it does. Mostly when an exasperated Mommy meets a lazy Dallas.

The questions: "I'm thirsty (with an already filled glass just waiting for him at the table)" "I need my shoes (which are by the door like they always are)" or "Where is my ?" gets replied with a, "Go get it yourself, what do I look like? I am not your servant!"

A few days ago I started to reply with my, "You can get it, what do I look like?"
He replied very emphatically, "Not my servant!"